Here are just a few Chuck Norris facts: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. This print may appear to display humorous jokes, but everyone who reads it will know in their gut that these are indisputable facts. Kinda like the periodic table, which Chuck Norris doesn't abide by, since the only element he needs is the Element of Surprise. Guaranteed to make your wall stronger, this print is sure to not only make any room cool, it will act as a protective force field. This print will look killer as a poster, canvas, metal sign, postcard or notecard. It’s a lovely collaboration and collage of silly jokes depicted in vintage poster art format, original art, retro art, and hand-rendered design. And if there are two things Anderson Design Group’s Founder and Creative Director Joel Anderson likes, it’s nature/wilderness and dad jokes. So if you’re looking for more dad joke ideas, be sure to check out the Nature Conservancy’s resource for nature and wildlife-themed Dad Jokes.